swirrve:

Came across this baddie near my house :)





talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me



buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away



guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day



ruinedchildhood:

Jealous boyfriends be like





purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND





jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP



rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves



adayto4get:

IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL



ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable



aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay


CREDIT